Category: Opera Second-Synopses

Siegfried kills a dragon and scores a ring and a chick. This grown-ass man has never seen a woman before.

Everyone is in love with each other. It’s basically a love heptagon.

That bitch be crazy. (Salome makes out with a severed head.)

Finally have a day to myself. I’ve been sitting around eating Pocky, uploading old pics and listening to my opera. Reminds me of the time I did my “opera second-synopses” which I still find ridiculously funny. Especially been listening to The Magic Flute so I’ll leave one for that here:

One guy gets a magic flute. Another guy gets magic bells. They both get chicks.